jaycraft:

me sat in my dirt house waiting for night to pass

tumblunni:

weirdmageddon:

girls night girls night girls night

Enter the cave of absolute happiness

memewhore:

turing-tested:

spruce is the sexiest minecraft wood i WILL NOT take criticism

enecoo:

*changes icon*

everyone:

ceeberoni:

rcktpwr:

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

budas-wagon-deactivated:

righteoussness:

there is going to be a last time someone misgenders you

when I smash their knees in with my bat

onemanstampede:

a speedrunner, while moving through an unrendered void at a thousand miles an hour because they punched a goat in a weird way: okay coming up is one of the hardest bosses in the entire game luckily we’ve tricked the game into thinking we’re holding a billion guns at once so he should be easy aand done now we’re gonna throw this spoon at the wall to skip the cutscene and kill our own dad to end the game early and that’s time thanks guys